computer toaster

A creation of mass destruction

Have you seen my COMPUTER TOASTER.

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017

computer sorcery

A discipline of studies, commonly written as CS, where each and every problem is solved by rebooting the device

A: I have a NullPointerException!
B, who is studying computer sorcery: Try reboot your computer

by ysf199711 February 15, 2017

computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.

"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."

by Geekbiatch420 June 15, 2017

computer visus

A computer virus but harmless

David: I finished programing a computer virus
Adam: BUT THAT'S A FUCKING WEAK ASS COMPUTER VISUS YOU DUMB CRACK

by TotoMan1441Alt December 2, 2017

computer

something cool

shit! my computer is broken.

by LegendaryDragon January 22, 2018

computer-music

Music that goes like: OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI!!!!
It will mostly be a horrendous music genre.

'Turn down that computer-music, all I can think about is OENSTI OENSTI.''

by Francothegreat February 20, 2018

computer accent

The vocal accent of computer-generated personal assistant applications such as: Siri, Google, and Alexa.

The inflection is slightly Scandinavian with a hint of Punjabi.

Person 1: Is it weird that I get all chubbed-up when I hear Siri say my name?

Person 2: Nah bro, that's just her sexy computer accent.

by Chad Brylo February 24, 2018