dot commerce

Dot Commerce refers to activity within the technology market sector, and specifically refers to commercial activities conducted via the Internet or other electronic means. Dot Commerce can also refer to transactions between technology companies (i.e., "dot coms").

With the merger of the two struggling dot coms, analyists predict that dot commerce will be dominated by a few key players.

by Gene July 10, 2003

buzzword commando

Someone who over uses technical or industry terms to seem more knowledgeable about a subject than they really are.

"Yeah, I've worked on ERP's, OSS's using the latest ORMS all feeding into a No-SQL data base."

That' dudes a fucking buzzword commando.

by odoylerules1 December 25, 2011

beaver commander

A master of the female lady parts. A slayer of the woman vagina. Slay the beaver..if you know what I'm saying.

Trevor met Sally and before he knew it he was her beaver commander.

by Beaver Slayer 307 April 18, 2014

perfume commercials

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other

Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.

by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014

Extreme commando

Going without underwear, socks and an undershirt (or bra). A more extreme version of commando. May cause profuse sweating in the nether region.

I dared Keith to go Extreme commando, and he ended up with swamp crotch.

by BobFlufel January 3, 2017

Greek commando

A well hard Greek man who completes his national service

Stavros is a Greek commando

by SS Schwartz November 29, 2017

Weeb Commander

The one and only true weeb commander for all the weebs - Yvonne <3
She didn't choose the life of a weeb commander - It chose her - Albert, the magician
She is the chosen one!!

W: Do you know who the weeb commander is?

E: Of course man, It's Yvonne from Offline TV
W: YEAH MAN!!

E: Bro, type the name Yvonnie in twitch
B: Who is this man?
E: Don't you know - She is Yvonne - Yvonne, the weeb commander
E: Our weeb commander

by Shiniiichii February 15, 2019