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college of the canyons

A community college in Santa Clarita that people go to forever and never leave. It's for the people that are too dumb to get their minds out of highschool. At least %80 of the kids that go there smoke reefer.

The initials when spoken sounds like "cock".
Dude, college of the canyons is for retards...I love this school. Let's go find some weed and get faded, bitch.
by COCSUX October 13, 2005
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Collin

A very sexy person. He's the greatest guy you'll meet. He's pretty much defined as a chick magnet he has big penis
Hot girl1: I want that Collin!
Hot girl2: No way! I already asked him out and he said yes
by bray bray August 31, 2015
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college whore

A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university

Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.
"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"

"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"

"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."
by Ellis April 23, 2005
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Colleyville

Recently marked the #1 city to live in (Texas) by CNN Money as of Summer 2005. Great Atmosphere! Many new developments and a place to enjoy all seasons.
by Matt G. September 13, 2005
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College Wash

When you are too lazy, too broke, or don't have enough time to wash your clothes, but just so happen to have some Febreeze and a hair dryer handy, you college wash em'.

College washing, to be exact, is when you fill your sink, dunk the clothing item in the sink, spray with Febreeze, and dry with a hair dryer. This is usually done with shirts which doesn't have any stains per say, but are a little funky.

Perfect for the poor college student, the lazy high schooler that doesn't want to walk 20 feet to the laundry room, or the chronic stoner that is way the past "able to operate a washer/dryer" stage of highness.
Jenny: Hey can I borrow that red shirt you wore yesterday?
Becky: Sure, mind if I college wash it though?
Jenny: Not at all.
by Aly Baja November 8, 2009
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Collective Majority

Literally the masses and/or "the mainstream" of modern society who usually have little to no imagination nor toleration for ANYTHING unconventional. Basically a very Star Trek like BORG comprised of the overall populous, who do what they are told and rarely rock the boat, unless people of financial clout see money to be made in adopting (and eventually killing) something unconventional and/or "alternative" within respective multi media or even societal slogans, that DO end up with the watering down and eventual decimation of an idea and/or product as the collective majority thinks it hip.
If you are one who thinks for yourself, speaks your mind, and more or less goes and does what they want, YOU ARE NOT in the collective majority. ---but your life will be 10 times more difficult to live since you made a choice to be yourself and not parrot the current mantra of your less than imaginative or "self vigilant" society.
by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011
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college packer

A high school classmate who always pretends to know more than the teacher while constantly asking irrational questions.
"Stop being a college packer, Rohan" -My classmates in Kagel
by RJDG-Fanatic May 14, 2016
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