The Chocolate Face Game

A game you play with your friends where you have to guess the number of chocolate faces you will see in a day or a period of time.

Rules:

You must choose the number of chocolate faces at the start of the game. Once you have chosen you cannot change the amount you choose.

All members of the game have to be present when a chocolate face is seen for the chocolate face to count.

You can't count the same one twice.

They have to be Genuine Chocolate faces, not Asians, half casts or other ethnicities.

When you see a Chocolate face walking down the street whilst eating fried chicken you win the day automatically.

When you see a chocolate face wearing a black suit, a hat and white trainers - you get 15 points.

Scoring system:
The Chocolate face game spans for a month, for every day you win you get 3 points, a draw 1 point and no points if you lose (obviously)

Once the month is finished whoever has the lowest points has to buy a hot chocolate and pour it over his face (once cooled obviously)

Useful Terms/tips:
Black Jack; A group of 11 Chocolate Faces

When playing this game in public instead of using the term "Chocolate face" please use "Genuine" in case you cause offence.

Do not play in London, It's pointless.

NOTE: You can also play this with a newspaper when it's raining and the chocolate faces don't come out.

The chocolate face game provides hours of fun for friends and family alike.

"Why did your mate tipped his drink on his face?"

"He lost the Chocolate Face Game"

by NotRacist,Funny July 8, 2014

Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate

From Scottish tv show 'Chewin the Fat' refers to breast milk, urine and faeces. You say the words in a song-like fashion while pointing to relevant body parts.

"You're stupid"
"Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate!!!"
"Shut up"

by hez555 April 4, 2009

Chocolate Rain

The song about racism, diarrhea, and mushroom induced insanity that caused every stoners mind to explode.

Bob: Hey man you heard the song Chocolate Rain yet?
Bill: No what is it?
Bob: Just watch it.
---The next day---
Bill: Whoa...
Bob: I know.

by Taco Cat June 16, 2011

Chocolate Glazed Delight

When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.

"Dude last night I totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital."

by leashomemea and blargin fargin April 24, 2009

chocolate slurpy

When a guy or girl sticks a straw into their partners ass, and the person with the straw in their ass shits and the guy or girl with the straw in their mouth slurps/sucks the shit that their partner has shitten.

Z:"Honey, would you like a chocolate slurpy for dessert?"
T: "Of course! i'll grab the straw;)"

by iliveontheeastsideofthebridgei'malsoasian June 9, 2007

chocolate suprise

While you are fingering a girl with you're index finger and big finger, you quickly spit/salivate on her but hole and casually slip your pinky finger in.

Steve was getting it on with his girlfriend and he gave her the chocolate suprise.

by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005

chocolate pudding pants

Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.

Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!

Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!

NAST!

by Pit Pat October 5, 2007