When Chuck Norris gives blood he refuses a syringe and asks for a gun and a bucket.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
by Jesus Christo April 18, 2006
Get the Chuck Norrismug. NOT GOD
NOT AWSOME
CANT STUNT FIGHT
No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.
NOT AWSOME
CANT STUNT FIGHT
No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.
by Cuck Hayta August 10, 2006
Get the chuck norrismug. Testament Fan 1-"Did you go to the Testament concert last night?"
Testament Fan 2- "Yeah, Chuck Billy was rippin out his air guitar moves"
Testament Fan 2- "Yeah, Chuck Billy was rippin out his air guitar moves"
by That guy213213 January 28, 2011
Get the Chuck Billymug. When you are doing a girl doggie style and right before you cum, you jump off and round house kick her in the head. As you are doing the round house kick your cum sprays the entire room.
by Zach Zeiler January 13, 2008
Get the chuck norris'dmug. A Kick ass guy whose name is now used in everything.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.
by El Fabio April 9, 2006
Get the chuck norrismug. When chuck norris wanted to have relations with Carmen Electra, all he had to say was "You ready for the Norris inside you?". She couldn't jump on him fast enough. Sadly, when he came, his semen roundhouse-kicked its way through her body, destroying it from the inside.
Chuck's tears then caused the hurricane in Lousiana
Chuck's tears then caused the hurricane in Lousiana
by Bilbo666 May 18, 2006
Get the chuck norrismug. Originated at the campus of Messiah College. Describes someone who is stupid, silly, annoying, dirty, or anyone that acts like garbage. Like Chuck.
Yo, when you farted in class, the fat girl behind you called you a chuck wagon.
Jared you chuckwagon, you embarassed
yourself when you screamed and acted like a girl after the teacher scratched the chalkboard.
Stop acting like a chuckwagon Ji-won
and dont smoke cigs or speed so you get tickets on campus.
Jared you chuckwagon, you embarassed
yourself when you screamed and acted like a girl after the teacher scratched the chalkboard.
Stop acting like a chuckwagon Ji-won
and dont smoke cigs or speed so you get tickets on campus.
by Jared Yoder loves men September 8, 2004
Get the Chuck Wagonmug.