Chinese Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea after eating bad chinese food.

Boss: "Why are you late?"

Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."

by CAC123 September 20, 2013

chinese chicken choker

when one chokes their chicken with chopsticks

“his dick was so small he was a chinese chicken choker”

“bryce is a chinese chicken choker”

by gettingfriskey June 17, 2018

Chinese lemonade

When you cum on someone and and pee in their mouth

Did you see that faggot drinking some of that Chinese lemonade at the strip club

by Cumnygget June 18, 2019

Chinese Dick Trap

Borrowed from the concept of the famous kids toy the Chinese finger trap, the Chinese Dick Trap takes it to the next level. It begins with two men, one circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised man pulls back the foreskin and both men touch tips. From there they stretch the foreskin over the head of the circumcised male. They each begin to tug back and forth trying to get free. After finding a perfect rhythm of tugging the men will naturally get aroused leading to one or both ejaculating. The ejaculate will create a perfect lubricant freeing the men of the Chinese Dick Trap.

Susie was surprised when she walked into her husbands office and found he and his colleague were standing with their dicks firmly attached to one another rocking back and forth. In both a state of shock and awe she asked what was going only to have her husband explain The Chinese Dick Trap. Just as he finished the explanation there was an explosion from the foreskin spraying semen all over Susie and and the entire office. Susie quickly tasted the semen and determined her husband was the one who broke free winning the game.

by Work Head June 30, 2022

Veggie Chips

All the worst vegetables you didn't want to eat as a child, and still dont want to eat, molded into one, hellish cracker.
Not man food in teh least.

You can taste the shit baked into every bite!!!
Veggie Chips-100% natural, 10000% disgust.

by rhymenocerous 500 February 26, 2009

speakada chinese

when you use a fake chinese accent, usualy used in prank calls or x box live microphones

Cumberlandfarms guy: Cumberland farms
ME: dehh harro how you doooween sa ma ming yo?
Cumberlandfarms guy: WHAT???
ME: no no no risten haaree, do u speakada chinese?
Cumberlandfarms guy: uhhhmm no?

by Sam631 May 14, 2009

Flat Chips

Potatoes that are cut flat and then fried. Not to be mistaken for fried potato.

Charlie: Hey Ramzy my mum just cooked me flat chips
Ramzy: Fried Potato?
Charlie: Nah bro GGNORE

by FlatChipMaster121 December 13, 2012