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Jessie Carlos

a dumb kid who likes guys but this short girl likes him and wants to get in his pants he wants have relations with mr.charles
by jnrvfwrr May 16, 2019
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Carlos

Carlos is so cool often times guys who’s names are carlos have a gigantic penis women refer to his as “big dick daddy
“Damn look at carlos he’s hella sexy
by My names carlos November 21, 2021
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carlos

this my name :D i have a huge ass dick btw
damn, that dude carlos has a huge dick
by HILEAHITMECARLOS!! April 10, 2022
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Carlos

Perhaps the shortest person in existence.
"Have you seen Carlos? He's as small as Mike dick."
by Datboifrog October 22, 2019
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carlos and jorge

Two hot guys that are so good looking that no matter who you are you immediately want to take off your underwear and throw it at them.
Carlos and Jorge passed by and I immediately felt compelled by their hotness to take off my 1000 dollar thong and throw it to them said the nun and the priest while tag teaming with the pastor and his secretary.
by DonkeysaurusRex May 6, 2018
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Carlo

Oh that's Carlo? Ok, back to the topic.
by x86x64 November 23, 2021
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Carlo

Carlo is the sexy, hot, hilarious, handsome guy who is nice, and kind, and funny towards everyone he meets. He is the guy you have had a HUGE crush on for the entire year but you dont want to tell anyone because he has a stupid “girlfriend” he makes you happy whenever you look at him, when you stare at him during science after he falls off his stool. Carlo is the guy who snaps in your face because he knows you cant snap and he wants to make you laugh when you get mad. Carlo is the the only guy who can look hot with braces on. He makes sexual jokes but he knows when he has crossed the line so he stops. He makes jokes about getting kicked out of his mom’s house he is the cutest guy in the entire 6th grade and you are the ugliest girl so you know he would never go for you so you just keep staring at him during ELA, science, and lunch and that is enough for your little heart to go pounding out of your chest whenever he does something stupid or funny.
Carlo is soooooooo hot.
by DarkAndTwisty April 5, 2019
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