Carl Blackmon

A straight bhaddie that gives good top

Bro Carl Blackmon is the best

by Yzydhdhwjs January 18, 2022

Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.

"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

Carl

They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve

Brah, that snow is straight Carl

by Carl from San Diego February 19, 2022

Carl

A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually underestimated for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a child beater. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His personality can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.

"Hey Carl do you want to play football ?"
Carl: "sorry I just need a 5 minute sit down as I'm all dusty"

by Fishboy2174 June 30, 2019

Carl Gooderham

A slack-jawed yellow belly arse-hole, loves to believe that he has any sexual attraction to anything, he rebels in his own arrogance and cellulose levels, the best way to describe this complete and utter arse-hole is to listen to a song by Gunther, ding ding dong, then re-read the paragraph and think of an image of this complete twat. P.S. looks like McLovin.

Guy 1: Wow that guy was such an arse-hole to you
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham

by The handsome spanner October 27, 2011

carl

he is a frog, and he is f***** retarded.

Go watch the Carl show.

by jerjawzplayz December 14, 2023

Carl

An absolute cunt. Hates revolution race and hasn’t got the time of day for wanna be hiking influencers who have discount codes for Rev race on there page

Carl is not interested in your made up feeling sorry stories to gain attention and likes.

by Carlos020788 November 24, 2021