Canada

A place where nothing happens.

Zach: Woah dude, did you visit Canada recently?
Simon: Nothing goes on in Canada Zach.

by BoiDafaqqq April 16, 2017

canadian cream

the art of canadian cream is the mix of semen, maple syrup, and vodka

“bruh my girl and i had sex the other night and we didn’t want to waste my cum so we make some good old canadian cream”

by sadphant0m February 23, 2018

Going Canadian

The polar opposite of Going Comando. This usually happens when its too cold to Go Comando therefor you end up wearing at least one (or more) layer(s) of undergarments to keep the nether region warm.

Me - Dude what took you so long in the bathroom? You nearly missed the entire 3rd quarter.
Him - Sorry. I'm Going Canadian and it took me forever to get through all those layers.

by Gruteman October 2, 2012

Canada

America's hat.

"Bet you wish your hat was as cool as this hat." America

"Fuck you." China

"What? Sorry, I was busy trying to get Alaska to stop hugging me, what I miss?" Canada

"*sniff* I have feelings too!" Mongolia

by osmo512 September 9, 2009

Canada

Laid-back and liberal neighboUr to the north. Wanna smoke pot? Wanna marry your lesbian "life-partner"? Wanna have an abortion any time throughout your pregnancy? Wanna have the goverment PAY for that abortion? And most importantly, wanna never live in fear of terrorists flying planes into buildings?
Right on, eh?

Jim: Arrogant Americans can't comprehend why other countries see them as a swirling mass of stupidity being led by a corrupt chimp.
Bob: Canada's in da hizzouse, yo!

by carmendunwoody May 13, 2005

Canadian Can Job

The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.

My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!

by Sportstop October 31, 2008

Canadian Midget

When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.

Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.

by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009