flop-cutting time

hands on the gastrointestinal 'clock' demanding one 'pump a lump'; emptying of ones' bowels; 'take' a shit!; 'have' a shit

churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!

flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!

he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time

by michael foolsley November 6, 2011

deep cotton

Equivalent to deep shit. Deep doo-doo. You get the gist of it.

If you keep shooting your mouth off to the cops, you're gonna be in deep cotton.

by Bagboy's Papa November 3, 2013

Ribbon Cutting

Takin a bitch virginity

Im ribbon cutting that girl you been chasing three months and we just met yesterday

by im am ey April 4, 2016

Philadelphia Cutting Board

When you take the truffle butter, and pack it onto a cutting board and cut it up into edible pieces.

Todd and Julie are infamous for pulling off a Philadelphia Cutting Board.

by Mebag October 10, 2016

cunt cunton

a friendly greeting for a a good friend.

oh look, cunt cunton is here

by olix101 June 25, 2016

finger cotton

Finger Cotton is when you're with a girl and all she will let you do is is play with it on the outside of her panties or jeans..

Hey did you go out with lisa lastnight?
Yea we went to the movies.
Did she give you any ass?
Nah all she let me do was get a little finger cotton.

by 8inchesSoft June 1, 2016

bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017