mmmmmmmmmm cow

This cow that plays pranks on you

*Postman puts away letters*.
*cow does dance*
*postman looks behind*
*cow stops dancing*
Someone walking by: mmmmmmmmmm cow

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 4, 2021

hootie cows

Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.

Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.

by Sybil4 November 1, 2006

sled cow

Typically, a female who is considered slutty, but is unworthy of being desireable.

"Genine is such a sled cow."

by Devanshi February 10, 2005

angry cow

While doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can. (Extra points for having cold hands, and extra points if you are able to successfully milk her.)

I gave my wife an angry cow this morning. She screamed so loud she woke the baby!

by Too tall May 26, 2014

Nazi Cow

A cow at a jewish Farm School that has a swastika spray painted on its side.

"dude joel i just saw a nazi cow! the people that spray-painted it on the cow are such vagineers!"

by HiddenUnicorn May 4, 2009

Thirsty cow

1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money

Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs

E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"

by sallyhally October 26, 2017

cow towel

When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.

Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel

by Jaggerz February 25, 2017