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Claira

A crazy fun person that you'll be lucky to be friends with. Claira is usually found sleeping, eating, or roasting her enemys till they are found with no friends what so ever. Claira is normally not that intelligent but funny as hell.
Is that the girl with an amazing sense of humor? That must be Claira!
by friesbeforeguys88 August 1, 2017
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Clarebear

Someone who is always distracting you from getting work done, but in a completely legit, amazing, always positive way.
Damn, I haven't done shit all night cause Clarebear, but no worries, it is worth it, always is.
by Clantry March 26, 2008
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Clair

A Clair is an adj for someone who oozes class and sophistication. Everyones friend. Often under appreciated.

Beautiful, yet humble, a combination rarely found. Be careful though- under the facade lay criminal tendancies. Somehow, the positive energies emited by Clairs mean they always come up smelling of roses.

With a Clair around, justice prevails.

Clairs are kind, warm and generous.

Why can't you be more like Clair?
Clair is beautiful, kind and warm - but watch your back with the burgers
by Rumpole 09 February 11, 2010
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clarence thomased

(verb) to be clarence Thomased is to put pubic hair or hairs on someones food or drink. It is derived from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is reported to have put pubic hair on a female colleagues coke and then laughed at her about it.
After Ricky drank the cup with the pubic hair in it, Ron screamed out: You've just been clarence thomased nigga!
by cdrosa August 3, 2006
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Claremore

Town where nothing and everything happens, people fade into the background, and children roam the streets. Typically full of traffic because nobody works, and or they don't go to their jobs when they are supposed to. Every train goes through here, it's an awful place to live.
Nathan: "Damn, did you hear that Kylie moved to Claremore?!"

Dustin: "Aw, fuck. She's not going to be a good time at parties anymore."

Nathan: "For real."
by Larryson April 2, 2011
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Clairvoyant Space Brain

1. A mind capable of not just seeing the future, but also manipulating time and matter--and the ability to summon Oreos.
"EXCUSE ME Jericho, for not possessing the kind of clairvoyant space brain necessary to instinctively know something that has never until this point been mentioned, and indeed will never be used again!"
by Robert Deagle January 11, 2009
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clarendonvale

Well what else can be said,it's a shit hole breeding epi-centre of tasmania(see rokeby)inbreeding,incest,under-age sex,kids on drugs,inhalents(lpg gas,petrol,glue)rape,murder,muggings,car theft,armed rob,undoubtably the biggest shit-hole in the whole state of tasmania.apart from kingston,blackmans bay,hounville,cygnet,campania,lutana,risdonvale,moonah,howrah,warrane,mornington,newtown,goodwood,glenorchy,chigwell,claremont,bridgewater,gagebrook,brighton,midway point,sorell,triabuna and not forgetting the big shit dump of all time hobart.
you fucking low life scum get back to your own shite hole housing dept suburb ours is full,fuck off from northgate go to the mall or eastlands you dole bludging welfare recipiant you call your self an abbo but you got blonde hair and blue eyes .or may be go hug a tree you smelly greenie and have a shower you smell you dirty cunt oris that your mums micky juice on your breath.may be its where you sucked your uncle off after he rooted his daughter your cousin in the ass then dumped a load of cum in her cunt,that is why your breath stinks.
Get back to clarendonvale where you belong ,need a dolla to catch the metro bus.
by alan dawson74 December 19, 2010
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