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Claremore 

Town where nothing and everything happens, people fade into the background, and children roam the streets. Typically full of traffic because nobody works, and or they don't go to their jobs when they are supposed to. Every train goes through here, it's an awful place to live.
Nathan: "Damn, did you hear that Kylie moved to Claremore?!"

Dustin: "Aw, fuck. She's not going to be a good time at parties anymore."

Nathan: "For real."
Claremore by Larryson April 2, 2011
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Claymore Roomba 

Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
Claymore Roomba by LForLamo November 20, 2020

Clarence Claymore 

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore
Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

Claremont 

A growing city of about 12,000 residents, in New Hampshire, littered with crooked cops, crooked doctors, drug dealers, STD's, and a Walmart.
My brothers case got thrown out when the cop got busted for fabricating evidence, that's so Claremont.
Claremont by trailertrash2006 September 24, 2018

Swedish Claymore 

A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.
"I ran out of M&Ms after giving Rodney some Swedish Claymores. I can't believe he still ate them."
Swedish Claymore by CheezHed21 August 22, 2011

Claymore Roomba 

A defensive roomba with a claymore strapped to it.
Intruder alert? Alexa, release the claymore roomba.
Claymore Roomba by Rubbabandman January 24, 2022

Mexican Claymore 

In the game of Modern Warfare 2 when a camper hides in a corner by a door with an automatic shotgun waiting for someone to walk through and shoot them.
A camper in MW2 with an AA-12 hiding behind a door waiting for someone to walk through so he can shoot him. So when a guy walks thru the door he will set off the mexican claymore and die.