Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.
"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"
"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."
"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."
by temporallocus December 14, 2009
Get the Pubic Cheesemug. Ex. 1
Larry Levine also said Butner is known as a “cheese factory,” a nickname alluding to the many federal informants, or “rats,” incarcerated there.
Reuters, "Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer," August 24, 2009
Ex. 2
Martellus: Hey cuz! The homey Shakes The Clown just paroled from Mule Creek!
Demetrius: Mule Creek?!?! That Cheese Factory? That wetter musta been tellin' on hella fools!
Larry Levine also said Butner is known as a “cheese factory,” a nickname alluding to the many federal informants, or “rats,” incarcerated there.
Reuters, "Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer," August 24, 2009
Ex. 2
Martellus: Hey cuz! The homey Shakes The Clown just paroled from Mule Creek!
Demetrius: Mule Creek?!?! That Cheese Factory? That wetter musta been tellin' on hella fools!
by ZXY&ABC September 19, 2023
Get the Cheese Factorymug. Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007
Get the Cheese Gurumug. The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.
Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.
by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021
Get the cheese elvesmug. The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Tug Cheesemug. Booty cheese is an American treat that forms in one’s booty hole. It builds up from fecal matter and piss and forms a delicious, stinky, and creamy cheese. To remove it, simply grab a straw and have someone suck it out of your hamster hole, other than that... enjoy😏
“Did you suck my booty cheese when I was asleep, I went to spoon it out and it was gone and I knew I had some leftover.”
by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 25, 2020
Get the Booty Cheesemug. Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.
Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.
Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.
by asswip'e October 19, 2007
Get the Spackle Cheesemug.