Definition Dating

When a young naive person falls into lust, they quickly head over to Urban Dictionary to write the equivalent of a love letter. Writing a pointless and inaccurate assessment of the name of the particular wench they are infatuated with, in the hormoment.
Steve: "Did you hear Ron blathering over Skylar? He showed me what he wrote about her on Urban...
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."

Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."
by Phantom649 June 03, 2019
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The first fucking word on UrbDic was the man
Nigga 1: Yo what was the first defined word on UrbDic
Nigga 2: Nigga why you smell like piss The first definition on Urban Dictionary was the man
by Freddy Fastbear September 30, 2024
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Blank definition

Guy 1: A blank definition has no meaning
Guy 2: I didn't know that
by dangerous ketchup packet May 11, 2022
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cursed definition

And here we see a cursed definition in the wild.
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021
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Yes, do this word if you wanna review definitions.
Ok I posted this to review definitions
by Earthworm Sally September 30, 2020
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A duck thats 13 year old that hates France and is high on Colombian crack cocaine at 1 am - 6 am
Also can’t stop thinking about the spinning rat and uses a therapy by saying “Cry about it”
I’m not sure if I’m high or if this actually treated my depression
Hey dude this duck that’s The Literal Definition Of Therapy cured my crippling depression

(True story)
by Sussy_Ducky July 26, 2022
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Terrible Definitions

Every time someone comes up with a definition for something that is found elsewhere or is a regular thing, then they come up with one of these absolutely terrible definitions!
You may have seen some absolutely terrible definitions when looking for something on urban dictionary, or while looking at the example sentence for urban dictionary itself.
by PenguinX20 November 02, 2021
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