Buddy Water

Jamaican slang meaning sperm

"Yow, di gyal love drink buddy water."

by tha kid101 March 7, 2020

Jesus Buddy

Jesus Buddy is a person who is so buddied up with Jesus that it becomes annoying. Like Jesus is their personal bro, every other word from their mouth is Jesus. Their Facebook wall, quotes, religion section always has something religious in it.

Jonathan is an immense Jesus Buddy, all he talks about is Jesus

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 18, 2011

buddy upper

a family member or friend who will listen to your story and then tell you that what ever you have done, they have done better, bigger, or faster than you. this is usually a lie because they are trying to be the center of attention.
or there just trying to make you feel like your not good enough.

hey, did you hear? i just won $5,000 on a royale flush last night.

oh yeah, well I hit 6 royals this week and got like $50,000.

dammit stop being such a buddy upper

by papadoob March 19, 2009

Soap buddys

When someone drops the soap on purpose

Jack and calman are soap buddys

by Rfhthndsvfdhgrbgdh August 14, 2018

warm buddy

A warm buddy is someone who can make you feel warm and wanted when the world feels cold and cruel. A warm buddy is not a FWB or a Fuck Buddy, his or her purpose is to give you a much needed distraction when the whole world looks like shit

"Is she your girlfriend?"
"Who? Marlene? No, she's my warm buddy."
"So you fuck?"
"No, we keep each other warm. Just shut up and keep driving"

by DemoDemo September 1, 2016

Donut Buddies

Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.

KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.

by artichoky January 16, 2020

Igloo buddies

Another name for Eskimo Brothers

Dick and Richard are Igloo Buddies

by djnd August 8, 2019