bottling the home brew

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.

Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...

by inbrambles January 18, 2013

may the brew be with you

Having beers be with you at all time, alcohol.

Hey johnny, may the brew be with you and don't let the alcohol be out of your sight.

by thelostvokal May 7, 2015

alexis faith brewer

Hottest girl ever. If you have her, keep her. She is loving and caring. If you have her you are lucky

Alexis faith brewer is so hot

by Ohyeadaddy January 26, 2017

Schroedinger's Brew

Until proven otherwise when sober, a beer that could be both in or out of the stomach.

As Chris began to black out, he realized Schroedinger's Brew would be in effect until the next morning.

by Bonesaf May 22, 2017

ive got something brewing

the state of mind in which one develops a plot.

ive got something brewing about this one...
ive got something brewing

by Chalkhorsi2 November 3, 2017

cook my brew

As a joke when someone is cooking for you.

what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.

or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.

"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"

"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."

by soniiiety July 7, 2018

scottie's brew

A delicious knock off cola from 1965-1966 and Mary's (from Kids on Bikes) favorite cola.

"Mary loved drinking a cold Scottie's Brew while working at her dad's bike shop.

by Kids on Bike Fan June 24, 2019