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A bisexual

Someone who can say that they like both your mother and father.
Dude: Hey Bisexual how do you want to die?
A bisexual: In your mom.
Dude: That’s not funny, my mother is dead.
Bisexual: oh I’m sorry Dude.
Dude: It’s fine. But like, how do you really want to die?
Bisexual : In your dad.
by Jesus.com April 21, 2023
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Semi-Bisexual

Bisexuality but only for one gender
Kevin Hart: did you know Ethan is Semi-Bisexual

Ethan Winters: Fuck you
Or
Semi-Bisexual isnt a real thing
by TheRedPlayer April 24, 2023
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bisexual

When you'r botha smart fella and a fart smella
Dude 1: Have you benn smart resently
Dude 2(he's bisexual): *sniff
by rambambung April 26, 2023
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Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero attraction) who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
by Akrysta May 2, 2023
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semi bisexual

a word used by straight people just to be quirky and not like other boys/girl

they are mostly white and all cisgender they just want to be noticed and feel valid in the lgbtqia+ community ..

but they will never be accepted because semi bisexual is a biphobic term.
susan: hey! i just came out as semi bisexual! do you support me?

socks: what does semi bisexual mean?

susan: its when you are only attracted to one gender!

socks: isn't that hetrosexual but with more steps?

susan: !!! YOUR BIPHOBIC!

socks: what- nawwwww jit tripping *hits with frying pan*
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lonely bisexual

That one friend who says their bisexual but yes still pulls zero bitches but constantly claims that they could pull bitches but they don’t feel like it.
Have you you meet emma, she’s a lonely bisexual, I kinda feel bad.
by Spicy-lemon July 15, 2023
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Bisexual

Men 🗿☕️ Women 🗿☕️
Men hot, women hot. Bisexual.
by Alex 💀 July 24, 2023
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