Benedict cumberbald

A Benedict cumberbald is where during intercourse you shave your partners head and rub horse semen on their head while simultaneously putting a lava lamp all the way up your rectum

Me and Larry had a Benedict cumberbald last week, it felt great.

by Benedict cumberbald May 29, 2023

benefits outwade the risks

Refers to da conclusions of a safety-assessment study dat determined dat a proposed/practiced sloshing-through-da-shallows activity was one which was still advisable despite there being minor-to-moderate health/safety-hazards associated wif said noisy splashing.

A comparatively-small number of local overly-concerned parents protested about da present-but-negligible dangers of allowing their little ones to search tidal pools for small aquatic creatures, but considering da recreational and educational virtues of said endeavors, most people concluded dat "the benefits outwade the risks".

by QuacksO June 8, 2023

Benefiber

allows you to choose how you want to take your fiber, offering a variety of easy options that fit your lifestyle. It is even great for cooking

It is even great for cooking. Look to Benefiber for a complete line of fiber products.

by SPrice1980 June 27, 2023

Benefit cumsnatch

A benedict comberbatch name variation given to a single mum with multiple kids who declines the offer of the male wearing contraception innthe hope to get up the duff and get another bundle of joy (more benefits)

That jemma is a right benefit cumsnatch! She'll drain a man's balls for the chance of more benefits

by dreadcore July 21, 2023

Benedict arnold

Someone who betrays everything they stand for seemingly out of the blue. Generally used in a political context.

Originated from the real Benedict Arnold, an American general in the Revolutionary War who famously betrayed America.

Dude 1: did you hear about biden changing his opinion about gay marriage
Dude 2: that was decades ago faggot
Dude 1: He's still a dirty benedict arnold.

by Officer Nigger Hater. September 8, 2023

Benedict Cucumber

Benedict Cumberbatch's real identity

Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo

by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023

benefriend

A contracted, single word meaning "friend with benefits".

He decided to call his new friend with benefits his benefriend because he wanted to keep things even simpler than they already were.

by tantra_mantra October 3, 2023