Belt-Necker

Someone, who believes humans are too incompetent to live without rules and believes that the more rules and laws there are in society the better things will be. Tend to be hypocritical and argue everything from an “empathetic” point of view. The name belt necker is there because it’s like they’re strangling someone with a belt with their controlling behavior.

“That belt-necker called the cops on his neighbor for not having their dog on a leash for the “benefit of the dogs and others “safety.”

by HUhGoa April 29, 2021

worm's belt

Euphemism for a tight pussy, similar to a mouse's ear though one assumes not as hairy.

Last night was both a trial and a triumph as she is as tight as a worm's belt.

by Philfius Maximus November 5, 2014

Bivalve Belt

Polittically liberal culture, or lack of culture, like, whatever, within clamming distance of the coasts and inland salt water bodies (Puget Sound, Straits of Juan de Fuca, estuaries) of Washington, Oregon, Northern California, British Columbia, and Alaska. Spiritual Icon is Ivar Haglund (deceased and not risen again), Seattle seafood restauranteur and local character, noted for his sagely peaceful spiritual advice, "Keep Clam." Bivalve Belt persons are noted for prissily liberal politics, a fun-demented belief that Ivar will stay dead, 'Save the Spotted Owl' bumper stickers, and walking in the rain without umbrellas. A few have drowned by staring at the sky (overcast) with their mouths open.

Eat your heartland out, Midwest and Southern states, you've got the Bible Belt, but we here in the Northwest Corner are the Bivalve Belt.

by Darwin'sFossilizedArmdillo October 3, 2012

Black Belt

When you finally become a black belt you graduated the entry exam to practice the real stuff so now your martial arts gi like karate gi will go up in color too like black belt did. The top gi is your upper body level ranking and the bottom pants gi is for your waist down power ranking and mastery. Red being the highest ranking. Bright deep blood red , to signify how deadly you are that all enemies will beware of you. It’s above black belt color etc. red is the color of Gods.

Black belt is just the beginning

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022

Belt trick

Wrapping a belt around one thigh and back of your neck so you can synch your head down in order to perform a blowjob on yourself.

Couldn't get that prude to give me a blow job last night so I dropped her off and used the ol belt trick when I got home.

by RAV4 Leemus November 21, 2020