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Beard (verb)

The more i beard (verb), the more my beard donates to Canadian athletes.
by pride_of_NS January 25, 2010
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Near Beard

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.
Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!
by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010
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Beard Sex

A term used by New Zealand and Australian cricket fans to mock Indian cricketers during cricket season. The Term is supposed to refer to a practice apparently common among men from Western India in the 18th Century where two men rub their beards together in the morning before taking water. There is apparently historial grounds for the slur: the practice was noted by Scottish proto-anthropologist William Robertson - he called it Dragooning. Is unclear how the word came into current use.
"Filthy Kumar likes a bit of beard sex/or so says hairy captain Kapi Dev!"

- An example of a popular chant/tant recorded by linguist Susan Marpo in 1983
by Wully Robe May 25, 2007
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Beard Ride

The act of seeing, in a concert setting, the bearded entertainers going hard in their musical spirit to give the audience the full experience. Even in certain circumstances join the audience to give their full effect of the beard ride. Not a sexual innuendo in any way.
The act of seeing Larry and his Flask in a live concert would be considered a Beard Ride.
by oldgoals May 9, 2011
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jelly beard

you lick someone out, and when you come up, you have pubic hairs around your mouth and in your teeth
"Eugh! you've got a jelly beard. how did that happen? i've got a shaven haven"
"I dunno"
by Amazin Ali April 24, 2004
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chinstrap beard

The cheesy, minimalist Amish beard favored by many current Major League Baseball players. David Ortiz has a chinstrap beard. Can be augmented by a tuft at the chin, giving the appearance that one is wearing a helmet with a chin cup.
Jimmy was so proud because after months of practice, he was finally able to grow and perfect his chinstrap beard.
by Dwayne Hosey July 3, 2008
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bearded lady

a lesbian, when they eat hairy pussy it looks like they have a beard
by ThatsWhatsUp April 11, 2008
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