baseball bat

The ultimate weapon when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. It can even be thrown like a tomohawk should your intended victim appear to be outrunning you. However, if there is a red taffic light nearby, simply smash the window of the first car, kill the guy inside it, drive up after the primary target, and while passing, swing the bat full-force at his head. A decapitation guaranteed

So you wanna be a hitman for fat Alfredo, skinny Lou? Awrighty, take out Stupid Gianni and Smelly Joe wit dis baseball bat

by Jonzo the Weasel January 22, 2006

Kinder-bat

A gothic human being.

Wow Stu!!! That chick is dressed like a kinderbat!

by Hilary December 2, 2003

bat shit

nonsense propagated by liberals (cp: moon bat)

Once again, Ted Kennedy threw his typical bat shit all around the halls of the Capitol.

by Anti-"Voice of Un-reason" December 28, 2007

bat cave

asshole, anus, or rectum, especially in relation to anal sex.

My boyfriend and I were fucking like rabid dogs and he totally slipped out of my va-jay-jay and went for the bat cave.

by Sunamy February 8, 2009

batting practice

Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?

Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?

Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.

by Joe Show October 27, 2007

space bat

A rounded club made of exotic particles, wider at the hitting end. High energy exotic particles are found to exist at the hitting end while smaller lower energy exotic particles are found at the tapered handle end. A space bat is used to alter the shape or move parts of space from one set of euclidean geometric coordinates to another.

That space bat should be able to alter the comets path so it avoids Earth.

by Nick W May 13, 2005

fury bat

A phat wank usually following something that has made you angry. A fury bat is also done extremely fast, as it mimics the use of a stress ball for example.

"Man i'm angry as a dog.. Im gonna go have a huge fury bat!"

"Dude, you shoulda seen me last night at the gath.. I hell flopped it out and had a mass fury bat around the fire!"

by The_Jizz_Factor July 14, 2007