Nipple Bat

A game children play that involves whacking one another in the nipples with a bat.
If they do not have a bat, the children will often use their fists.

Guy One: *Nipple Bats Guy Two with a bat* Nipple Bat!

Guy Two: *whacks Guy One in the nipples* Can't nipple bat me!

by Uncle Jerthru July 26, 2016

Tape The Bat

to masturbate

dude yesterday ur sister came by and i got a boner. i had to tape the bat when she left. sorry.

by carpetrug September 28, 2008

Football bat

When something is totally supery-dupery gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a football bat." Because you don't use a bat in football. See also, tennis helmet.

I'm thinking of switching to FaceBook 'cuz MicePace is getting gayer than a football bat.

by panicBoy January 2, 2008

baby bat

Baby bats are usually a new-comer to the gothic world or just a little brat trying to become goth.
A baby bat is what most of the over twenty goths call the younger goths, especially the poser ones, whos soul intent is to destory the gothic name.

"Look deary, that child is trying to be goth."
"What a pity, these baby bats are killing their sterotypes."

by Innocently Beheaded October 7, 2007

Baseball Bat

A baseball bat is slang for a fat blunt filled with weed

It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it

me and rick smoked that baseball bat

by RRRRR July 16, 2008

Death Bat

The Avenged Sevenfold (A7X) logo which consists of a Skull with bat wings. On the cover of their City of Evil album.
Also used to identify an Avenged Sevenfold fan.
Death Bat bitches.

-I noticed the Death Bat on his shirt, he must listen to Avenged Sevenfold.

by Vynyster November 3, 2006

mushroom bat

when you slap a person in the face with your fat cock and balls

mike slapped eben in the forehead with his mushroom bat

by shownuff18 October 17, 2008