baby buffet

A woman who is anatomically well endowed in her breast region-- through either natural or artificial means.

Damn! You see that girl Jazmine over there. Her rack be poppin' outa that shirt! She a baby buffet no doubt!

by Christineandemilie September 30, 2011

on baby jesus

its just somethin i made up

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.

by Ty💀 September 19, 2020

Baby Gord

what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.

Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 15, 2019

Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

by hazeystorm May 22, 2017

Baby Crank

Adderall
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies

Do you have any baby Crank?

by Frankie Whapps March 13, 2022

fun baby

A creature that is birthed 9 months after having a wild night with a random broad.

Dude, I just found out that I have a fun baby.

by Farkledarkle August 01, 2017

Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 13, 2010