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barbie bullshit

Barbie Bullshit: A phrase to be used when you’re with slutty girls, or in a big group of hot girls.
Look at Sherif; he’s always on that Barbie Bullshit.”
by 902Cold January 26, 2018
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Bullshit

Have you read the latest Bullshit in the Urban Dictionary? There is so much bullshit that passes as definitions.
by GenuinePneumatikos July 18, 2020
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Bullshit

The definition of bullshit is Mallarie. If you don't know what it looks like just look at her.
by Baseball31 July 6, 2017
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Bullshit

2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta.

This originates from a video posted online of men handing out christmas gifts in a car, in which a man said “Hopefully it’s not some bullshit.” The items he’s received was the following, which are indeed, bullshit.
Person 1: Man what the fuck

Person 2: What is it?

Person 1: You know those men in the car handing out presents?

Person 2: Yeah? What did they give you?

Person 1: 2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta!

Person 2: What a bunch of bullshit!
by H. W. Anglerfish December 23, 2024
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Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars
by Youxoli October 25, 2020
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Bullshit don’t believe it

For someone to tell you something but you dont believe it
IM A FAST TPER I CAN THINK WHEN IM TPEING
:Bullshit don’t believe it
by Hjagdjns March 20, 2021
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