boner salad 

a festive of international ejaculating cock

Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad

boner salad by A&V June 13, 2008

Boner Storm 

When one's partner does not offer sexual relief for some time, then one night or day, begins to tease or contantly arouse the victim, causing the victim to constantly gain and lose a boner, which eventually causes small quater sized wet marks in the victim's underware.

"The girls at the club gave me a boner storm, now I need new sweat pants"

Boner Storm by Dejackamo VonRictor January 13, 2007

Boner Kill 

A really ugly girl

my cock was hard until i saw the boner-kill

Boner Kill by kapaddy October 23, 2003

Boner Police 

A person who has the occupation of getting rid of person's erection by any means necessary. Boner Policeman are mostly busy during the morning and are welll known for giving out citations at (lack of a better term) booby bars.

I woke up with the morning wood and the boner police dismantled my erection.
I listened too Taylor Swift and obtained an erection but the boner police were able to dispose of it with a very simple citation.

Boner Police by Ham Sale September 1, 2009

boner jam 

A song, that when played, gives the listener a boner.

The singer can only be of the sex that attracts you.

A female can have a boner jam.

Rumors by Lindsay Lohan is my boner jam. It always gives me a throbbing erection.

boner jam by El Presedente June 22, 2009

boner pants 

Pants that aren't tight at the top, so when the wearer sits down, it appears as if they have an erection.
This can lead to some pretty embarrassing experiences.

My girlfriend and I went out to lunch. I forgot not to wear to wear my boner pants, and now she thinks that she helped me achieve an erection. I'm not quite sure if this is a curse or a blessing, but at least she knows that I don't have a small penis.

boner pants by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010

boner moat 

adj - Vagina.

Originated from a spoonerism of Motor Boat when it was mispronounced 'Botor Moat.'

I stormed her boner moat with my sword unsheathed!

boner moat by Sir Vix May 19, 2009