1 definition by Ham Sale
A person who has the occupation of getting rid of person's erection by any means necessary. Boner Policeman are mostly busy during the morning and are welll known for giving out citations at (lack of a better term) booby bars.
I woke up with the morning wood and the boner police dismantled my erection.
I listened too Taylor Swift and obtained an erection but the boner police were able to dispose of it with a very simple citation.
I listened too Taylor Swift and obtained an erection but the boner police were able to dispose of it with a very simple citation.
by Ham Sale September 1, 2009