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Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.
Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.
by YeetController October 7, 2018
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beat for the head

when you give head to a female/male and they do not return the favor.
Dave: bro i got beat for the head last night.
Marcus: tf does that mean ?

Dave: it means i ate her pussy but she didn’t suck my dick
by Richyyxo April 2, 2019
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Beating A Bronco

A euphemism for male masterbation, similar to: beating your meat , choking the chicken, spanking your monkey
"Yo, where's Tyrone at?"
"He's in the bathroom beating a bronco before the lacrosse game. Helps him focus."
by MapleSizzurp August 4, 2017
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Birthday beats

The birthday boy/girl receives the amount of punches equal to their age and can chose any arm they want, if person is skinny they only have to accept punches from a person of their choice
I am the skinny bday boy only person number 1 can give me birthday beats
by Symbitatch November 15, 2020
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twat beat

twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'

See also: I'm a bad bitch.
"I'm so mad at her, I would 'twat beat' the shit out of her!"
by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014
mugGet the twat beatmug.

beat rag

A greasy rag or towel used for clean up after pulling your goalie. Commonly found in the cabs of heavy equipment.
All the heavy equipment operators were gunning to run the grader because they knew it had a fresh beat rag in the cab to pass the night shift.
by thegoodguy1284 April 9, 2020
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freak the beat

The act of dancing to music such that your moves are in sync and 'hit the beat' with the instrumentals and/or vocals of the music.

Working the beat, hitting the beats, freaking the beat etc.
Those bboys really freak the beat when they dance.
by thefec October 21, 2010
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