America

A Place Where People Who Love Jesus, SUVs, Big Burgers, Big Women, And Unprotected Sex. Where People Hate Illegal Immigrants, Regular Immigrants, People Who Know Immigrants And Anything With a French Word in It. A Place Where People Pretend Like The Word French Doesn't Exist, Can i Get Some Freedom Fries Amen. A Country That Wears Canada As A Hat And Mexico As A Condom And The Middle East As A Toilet.

America Is Awesome Where Else Can You Get Freedom Toast For Breakfast.

America Once Beat The Devil In A Arm Wrestling Match.

America Sleeps With Cheap Women.

by Potts, Tcarr, And Steven Price. Yes Steven Price January 4, 2008

American psycho

One who cuts off lovers lips with a nail scissors before having sex with her mouth.Also known to feed cats to bank machines

"I want to cut you open and play with your blood"

by Nicholas Linderschnaps September 4, 2004

America's Guest

(1)To freeload, mooch, or borrow with little to no expectation of repayment.

(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work

(1)
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.

(2)
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.

by J. Carl December 10, 2008

American Goose

The act of showing someone your middle finger, or, flipping the bird.

Wow, that kid just gave the camera man the "american goose" right on national tv.

by CJ Tromm December 18, 2007

American Chop Suey

The most awesome of all school lunch foods. It is pretty much Ground Beef and Elbow Macaroni mixed together in red sauce. Mmmmmm.

I brought my lunch to school today, but "accidentally" left it in my locker when I found out it was American Chop Suey day!

by TACOpolo January 29, 2009

America's Sphincter

1) Jersey shore

2) Anyone on Jersey Shore

3) Anything related to Jersey Shore

America's Sphincter is Jersey Shore.

When you watch Jersey Shore somewhere a kitten dies.

by PurpleWombat August 5, 2011

America

The casual way of saying the United States of America. A country everyone else seems to hate. People think the people that live there are all fat, stupid, over-patriotic, religious freaks, and other extremely negative stereotypes that just aren't true. America is a country with fifty states. The prominent language is English and is just a place. (Why does everyone on here hate America/Americans/shit you really shouldn't care about if you hate it this much????) jeez needed some positive definitions :\ idk

"America is the third largest country in the world." -person
"Really"-person
"Yes!"-person
"I feel enlightened."-person

by JustsomepersonlivinginNewYork September 26, 2013