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Alyssa

Alyssa is a friend who can’t lead the killer away so friends can save each other in dead by daylight
You’re such an Alyssa, the killer’s still here!!
by TinyPenisSavior February 15, 2022
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Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
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brendan and alyssa

The two people everyone wants to be. The highschool couple everyone falls in love with. The perfect match. Soul mates. the girl, though beautiful and amazing in every way. Still looks up to the man. Athletic, intelligent, hilarious and an amazing boyfriend. These are the lovebirds everyone wants to know.
by Definition name November 20, 2017
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alyssa._.2d3

The hottest human that has stepped in this earth
alyssa._.2d3 Is so hot and sexy
by Yourehot June 7, 2021
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Alyssa

an absolute dropkick with abandonment issues and an addiction for weed. the most stubborn and honest person you’ll ever meet as well as the most annoying. there’s no in between.
don’t pull an Alyssa tonight
by ur dads moms dad November 22, 2021
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ALyssA

ALYssaA can you help me scoup my poop
by Pansit May 9, 2023
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ALYSSA MOHAMMED

Alyssa Mohammed is a beautiful specimen. LIKE DAWG IDK HOW SOMEONE COULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL AND CHARASMATIC. SHE SOO FINE AND AT THE SAME TIME SHE SO BEAUTIFULLY FIESTY

However before alluh men start simping for she SHE BELONGS TO ME ( not in the controlling way ofc)

SHE IS MINESS IM NOT SHARINGG
SHE SO ADORABLE
I WANNA BITE SHE FACE
IT HAVE OTHER THINGS I WANNA TYPE BUT CAN'T

cough nice ass cough

She's mine tho
Alyssa Mohammed is the most beautiful creation there is

Alyssa Mohammed is amazing

Alyssa Mohammed belongs to Nibby
by takeurmom August 7, 2025
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