New life academy

School is woodbury minnesota. A hell hole. New life academy is a school we’re your not allowed to wear jackets. The upper room, the worship center, and the attic are the #1 recommended hookup spots at new life.

Ya bro we smashed but got caught at new life academy.

by Browniepop February 7, 2019

The Sutton Academy

The Sutton academy is full of chavvy bastards. The school is a shithole. Year 9 girls wear to much patchy fake tan and think there something. Year 7s are really weird and think there something. Everyone is really frigid and the teachers smell like shit. All the lads think there hard because they go round smoking ched in there ched shed.

The Sutton academy is full of dickeds who go round smoking ched before bed

by YOUR ALL TWATS December 15, 2019

Presentation of Mary Academy

There are so many words to describe this place. The food is expired, the school smells, hell, teachers punish you for no reason, garbage, unholy, worst school ever

Presentation of Mary Academy is not the place to be.

by CPT BEAGLE June 6, 2021

Why Not You Academy

despite making up 13% of the population blacks commit half the crimes

hee hee hee haw grrrr
why not you academy

by This is my kingdom cum December 28, 2021

the episcopal academy

The Episcopal Academy, also known as a small utopia (aside from the not so attractive and soon to be relocated campus) in the Main Line of Pennsylvania, is characterized by its party goer, polo wearing and polo playing, mostly Caucasian students. When one pulls into the Episcopal Campus one would feel as if they were in a luxury car seller's finest garage. Past the cars are the flawless looking girls, 99% of whom have popped collars, play 3 sports or sport north face fleeces, and also have self tanning down to an art. Then the boys, who also share the north face fleece look, wear ck Bradley belts or Roca Wear sweatshirts, and are notorious for their sports, especially EA basketball- where the churchmen win the Inter Ac annually. After school hours, EA kids continue with their athletics by playing some beer pong and also taking occasional wawa trips. Contrary, to the teacher's beliefs EA kids are intelligent and tend to go to off to elite schools across the country after graduation, yet they do not always stay in these schools due to the Episcopal partier mentality. Although many EA students are trapped in an EA bubble, EA would be a lot less interesting without its very competitive rivals, Haverford (where the girls go for boys) and Agnes Irwin (where the boys go for girls they can more "easily" get with). A culmination of this rivalry can be seen on Episcopal/ Haverford Day where both schools compete for a very sacred sweater. Finally, EA kids do work hard, but party harder: they tend to crash daddy's BMW, but always get a Range Rover back in return, they are skilled at chasing a shot with a beer while people are screaming "YOU WONT" in the background- lastly, following these nights they learn to blame their morning-after sickness on food poisoning, to their main line moms and then repeat this cycle the following weekend in order to keep the EA spirit alive.

WOAH Em did you go to Palm Beach over the weekend you look so tan?
No, but I just got a new bottle of self tanner!

by an alumn March 4, 2005

academic wankery

Language that academics use to bamboozle and confuse poor, unsuspecting students. The language encorpourates long and technical words designed to display intelligence and knowledge of literary terms but all it really shows is that the author is an academic WANKER! Or A.D for short.

A.D- A knowledge of contextual information broadens ones analytical and probing skills that adds dimension to the concept of existential construct developed after World War One.
Student- I don't get it!
A.D- That's because it really doesn't mean anything and I could probably sum up my point in one sentence because it is so shallow and brief but I would rather confuse you with my extensive knowledge of fuck all!
Student- Aha! Academic Wankery!

by Anna June 30, 2006

Eagle Academy

6 bumb ass schools full of not shit niggas in the five boroughs of NYC and Newark. You'd think that being in 6 different places you could find even one faithful nigga but it's just not the case. Eagle is a bunch of cheaters, shrimp dicks, scammers and bums

Julia: "you saw that cute boy just walk by? Wet."
Tamara: "Ew Julia that's an eagle academy nigga. He probably got something his bum ass.

by Thisisntcory72 September 20, 2018