Squirrel girl

A girl who’s only good for a nut

Hey adam, stay away from that Shan girl, she’s totally a squirrel girl

by Cucknorris69 July 5, 2021

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e September 10, 2008

squirrel nutz

Literally a guy with nutz the size of a squirrel's... Too scared to pull the trigger.

Brock: See that girl at the end of the bar?

Rod: Yeah

Brock: Total smokeshow.

Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.

Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.

Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.

by akarod September 1, 2009

squishy squirrel

When a female has over sized vagina lips and/or clitorous and its very saggy, floppy, and squishy like the sleeves of a wizard. Can also hold nuts like a nut in a squirrels cheeks.

Guy 1: Man, I wish i had intercourse with that girl.
Guy 2: No you don't want to wish that, she had a squishy squirrel.

by doobersmacker August 2, 2010

SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.

I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.

by amiibootoyou November 5, 2010

Peep Squirrel

A strip of paper used for binding together individual plan sheets which, in a combined and bound state, comprise a "set" of plans.

Yo ... thread me summa dat Peep Squirrel dawg!

by Cleaveroy Languini August 30, 2007

Algerian Squirrel

Similar in appearance, but a tad smaller than the Nigerian Squirrel.
Thought to have the same origins, and was discovered by the same archaeologist in the same fashion.

"Is that a Nigerian Squirrel?"
"No, it's an Algerian Squirrel"

by werty29991 December 21, 2014