Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005

a bag of kittens on the way to the river

you feel like shit , feel like death , feel really disturbed

Doug was out all night drinking I bet he feels like a bag of kittens on the way to the river.

by clyde12 January 15, 2008

kittenloaf

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.

My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.

by Brass March 29, 2004

kittens

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

kitter

Another word for cat.

Awww look at that kitter!
or
I found a stray kitter named Toast.

by DM Diller November 7, 2005

Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.

1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"

by Splashers May 14, 2009

You ain't shittin' kittens

Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.

During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"

by Atavist December 14, 2010