Usual Suspects ending

Shit - you never saw that one coming.

"She's going to save herself till marriage?"

"Yup."

"But she looks like a pornstar. She always shows off her tits, and flirts, and flaunts it!"

"I know it's like the Usual Suspects ending."

"Fuck. I'd dump her if I were you. Dirty cock tease."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

Ended up in Japan

To mistakenly believe your period is over and not wear a pad or tampon..and wake up in a bloody spot symbolizing a Japanese flag.

I thought my period was over but I was wrong and ended up in Japan again smh

by ShondaShonda May 23, 2018

Everywhere at the end of time

"Everywhere at the End of Time" is an album exploring dementia. I forgot who produced it.

"Hey Frankie, did you listen to "Everywhere at the End of Time" yet? It's an album exploring dementia"

"Grandpa, my name is Joey"
"Grandson?"
"Grandpa, are you feeling okay?"
"...."

by TwerkingPandaMonkey September 7, 2021

an evolutionary dead-end

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As an evolutionary dead-end queers poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013

the living end

the living end : Maggie's hair

Maggie's hair IS the living end.

by Zaninator November 21, 2004

dead end job

1, Low wage/sub-living wage job for which there is little potential for advancement in the job, accumulating wealth, or in one's life.
2. A job with high risk to health and welfare, lack of concern for the safety of the worker especially during a pandemic or times when labor and public health/environmental laws are not being enforced. The job has very limited benefits except to the employer.

He was desperate when he took the dead end job during the pandemic, but he had no idea how quickly and badly it would end for so many of his co-workers.

by mlhiss July 9, 2020

sad, quiet ending

Getting hand release at a massage parlor while your parents watch via live two-way video.

My mother yelling, "Oh God, no, don't do that, oh, no!" made that a sad, quiet ending to remember.

by darthcletus January 16, 2009