White Jersey

v. A bowel movement completed while visiting a toilet away from home.

The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.

by New Edina Bailey January 31, 2023

white poo

White poo is a poo that is the colour white

Boi took a white poo

by Cecetwotwo May 21, 2018

White woodchuck

When someone throws the article used to clean up the semen after sex in your face

We’d just got done banging, and not two seconds later he threw the White woodchuck in my face

by White woodchuck February 12, 2021

Neck White

The crisp white frothy goodness of a beer hitting ya neck

“Going to down a neck white”

“Let’s go to the local pub and get a neck white”

“Keen for a neck white this weekend mate?”

by Buttistov October 23, 2019

White Knight

1) In general, someone who fights for fairness and impartiality. Isn't afraid to go against the popular opinion of a community to make sure that no one (or no thing) gets misunderstood.

2) The antithesis of a black knight.
3) Me.

"I'm a white knight and all them haters can frick the frick off" - me
"Poor you, defending everyone and everything. I might as well whoop your ass too." - Black knight
"Let that idea entertain you, because the reality is that white knights always win. Wake up you incompetent fool. " - me

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 31, 2022

White Rhino

Sals wet bottom lip

Holy fuck Sal, get a napkin for that wet bottom lip! White Rhino

by VinegarDonut January 3, 2024

White Lighter

A white lighter is a symbol of bad luck. Many celebrities who have passed at age 27 had a white lighter on them. Examples of celebrities who had white lighters on them at their time of death include Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse.

Man: “Put that white lighter away!! It’s bad luck”
Woman: “Oh shoot I forgot!” *throws out white lighter*

by Finna Flex Fam January 3, 2018