polar bear head

The worst kind of blowjob: cold hands, lots of teeth.

My girl's the worst when it comes to blowjobs. She only gives me polar bear head!

by paapulkstr February 22, 2014

oven head

committing the act of suicide via violently slamming your head in an oven while it's turned on.

person A: "Did someone leave the oven on?"
person B: "HOLY FUCK, TONY JUST COMMITTED OVEN HEAD!!"

by raccoon lord May 3, 2022

Wobble-Head Penetration

someone who's head wobbles getting penetrated in a science class.

Mrs Orr is a wobblehead and gets penetrated by jonre. Wobble-head penetration

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

National give head day

September 24th is national give head day, ask anyone, guy or girl and they’ll give you head

Yo, give me head
Okay Of course just because it’s national give head day

by Cubanmissle September 18, 2022

Spastic head

The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.

Jack, settle down ya spastic head

by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016

Devil Head

A blow job by a girl with sharp teeth, painful and awkward.

Bro, Keshia gives devil head. We don't hook up anymore.

by Rolt November 12, 2015

Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome

When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.

I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.

by SirWorringtonBartholomewJacobs February 26, 2023