VMS: Vanishing Metrocard Syndrome

A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.

Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.

Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.

Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS

by BeetlejuiceGreen November 14, 2019

Broken Brain Syndrome (BBS)

Used to describe Trump and his followers that have a massive disconnect from reality and fantasy, the inability to tell truth from lies and to act and say idiotic things.

A mass of people with "Broken Brain Syndrome (BBS)" showed up without masks to protest the social injustice of being in quarantine, thereby prolonging the quarantine.

by kpepper719 April 16, 2020

Class 1 Down Syndrome

It's not a regularly used word in some cases. Generally to sum it up this type of down syndrome is way different. If you have class 1 it means that you are on the levels beyond stupid. You can suffer from eating Tide Pods, chalk, or key caps from your keyboard. On other lines you could be shoving screwdrivers up your ass or knives and twisting them.

Teacher: HEY! YOU! Get over here! No fireworks in school!
Retard: AAAAAAWWWW! *Shoves firecracker up ass and ignites it.*

Teacher: Well he did have Class 1 Down Syndrome.

by ratchetedboi12 February 26, 2017

CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)

CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.

So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.

Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.

"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"

"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."

"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"

by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010

LSS (lead singer syndrome)

The act of having a big ass ego and thinking that you are the biggest turd since bono just because you are in a band that plays at a fucking teenager's club.....zing

Seth: Wow joseph really is a big dick
Chance: ya too bad he dont have one
BOTH: hahahaha
Seth: ya he really has LSS (lead singer syndrome)
Chance: whats that
Seth: lead singer syndrome
Chance: ya he is a queer....zing

by ass crackers June 16, 2010

inverted penis syndrome (IPS)

When a man's dick is so small it is actually an indentation with a hole.

Man I saw Jordan taking a piss this afternoon, and it looks like he's got inverted penis syndrome (IPS) again.

by Dr. Egg Bomb May 2, 2014

imaginary lat syndrome 4

Imaginary lat syndrome is caused by doing lat pull down or croc rows excessively. This syndrome is caused by the build up of scar tissue beneath the lower towards midline section of the shoulder blade. This syndrome can be reversed by the removal of that tissue by a chiropractor or scar tissue removal technique. This tecnique is performed by inserting two fingers below the shoulder blade towards the outside of the body and pulling gently working the scar tissue out. This will allow the shoulder blade to return to a natural position slightly protruding out of the back. This allows the shoulder to rotate forward to a natural position and allows the arms to move down. This contradicts the instructions, "just put your arms down."

"This guys works his lats and back so much he has imaginary lat syndrome 4."

by james kq12345 November 25, 2018