Boooah-shit

(See also: Bewwl-sheyut the redneck version.)
Drawn out version of the ever popular "bullshit". Used to express complete frustration and anger.

"Don't come up here talkin' all that boooah-shit."
(it helps to draw it out nice and slow and cock your neck and head a couple of times, finish it off with a long stare for maximum effect)

by Greg November 19, 2003

no shit sherlock

NO-NO SHIT-BAD WORD SHERLOCK-SHERLOCK HOLMES

I THINK IM STUPID said Patrick NO SHIT SHERLOCK said Spongebob

by scanleistic July 4, 2017

Shit Tickles

When you try to be clever and say a word after shit but "tickles" comes out instead.

"God dammit...shit tickles"

by Swishzors April 27, 2016

sour shit

The feeling you get after taking a hard poop or diarrhea.

Man I just took a sour shit.

by Alyak July 27, 2016

Brain shit

what if you did something so dumb that you can’t even consider it a brain fart?

BRAIN SHIT
LMFAO

Elder has alot of Brain Shit in his head.

by Elder gryphon July 10, 2020

Shit Tags

like a spider made of poo that becomes intertwined in the hairs of your towel holder.

"is that the pyob dressers?...i would like to make an appointment to have my shit tags tidied up"

by BURKY August 18, 2003

Shit Hooks

Def. 1 - Filthy hands. Usually applied to one who may be touching or using something that doesn't belong to them.

Def. 2 - A glommy, or contemptible person. One who hangs around where they aren't wanted. Akin to "third wheel".

Ex. 1 - Keep your dirty shit hooks off my porno mags.

Ex. 2 - I was gonna buy us a good movie to watch tonight on PPV, but Shit Hooks over there won't go home so we can enjoy it.

by Shit Hooks October 5, 2012