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Shit-Brain-Cock-Master

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot
Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master
by f.u.k April 29, 2009
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"cock lock and drop it"

this is where you take a cock and dance with it.
why pop lock and drop it when you can "cock lock and drop it"...
by getitboo222 December 18, 2007
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A drinking game in which any time a spoken or visual reference to blood, sand, or cock appears, all players take a drink.

References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.
Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock example:

Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!
by thedude24 April 11, 2010
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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cocks out madden

Playing a madden video game with your genitalia exposed.
Ryan shook his erect penis in celebration after completing a game winning touchdown pass on the final play of regulation during a spirited game of cocks out madden with his roommate Phil. Phil and his penis looked on in shame.
by fartonq November 10, 2010
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Rubber Cock Wallup

Ahhh, revenge for the ladies. This is the smacking, or slapping of a dildo or strap-on cock, usually in a 'take that' kind of way...but distributed by a female to a male. The face, again, is a great spot for a Rubber Cock Wallup, but any spot on the body is acceptable.
Ha ha...I was right, you were wrong...now ya get a Rubber Cock Wallup.
by scorpi November 1, 2008
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cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.
" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"
by JoeOde January 17, 2017
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