Stressed Off

The feeling of being both stressed, and pissed off at the situation at hand.

1) This bitch is really stressing me off.

2) "Mom's looking kind of rough.." - "Yeah, she had a long day. She's stressed off".

by Timmy Timsters February 8, 2022

Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Huv Off

When you're hungover from chugging booze all night so you curl up on the couch for eternity and have no thoughts of moving.

Friend 1: "Did you wanna go get McD's and cure this hangover?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, I'm huv off"

by NewfieDewfie911 November 17, 2018

get off my set kid

when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about

kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid

by superfleet April 26, 2022

vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.

Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”

by Muttageek July 14, 2020

Ponts Off

to pontificate from a soapbox like a entitled millennial man would; best heard through a British accent

He really is going ponts off about how capitalism is the ruin of the modern world...

Boy, sometimes I wish I could ponts off like men of a certain time and station tend to do...

by Phillip Chandra July 7, 2025

Get that off my page!

When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.

Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!

by Meday December 7, 2023