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saddle butt

1. The soreness felt on the buttocks after riding a bicycle, motorcycle, or horse when one is not used to it.

2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.
1. Man, I rode a horse for the first time in years yesterday and I've got the worst saddle butt!

2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.
by mad mortarman November 25, 2021
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cum butt fuck

What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.
Bob Guy is such a cum butt fuck, he won't teach me how to do calculus.
by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018
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butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
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butt diesel

Butt diesel:
Noun

1) The dripping of shit that comes out of ones ass hole that smells like diesel.

2) The smell of diarrhea.
Man: “Boy, Whitney sure smells like she had some butt diesel.”
by Mammal February 5, 2018
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butt buddies

Wow theres a garen top having a lee sin camp me... such butt buddies..
by iBran September 3, 2016
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butt sorcerer

someone who has enchanted soo many butts that they simply cant get away from the act of ass related sorcery.
mr asslacazam seems to really be into booty magic.

yeah hes an infamous butt sorcerer.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Butt dandruff

Rolled up toilet paper balls that are left over on or around a woman's butthole
Man sending back shots to a girl: "Girl, you gotta wipe better, you have butt dandruff"
by Whitedslinger February 18, 2021
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