cock juggling thunder fuck

A real fucktard who owes money to his friend but never gives him the money, and goes given gum to little bitches.

Gabe: Where tf my money?
Terrence: I aint got yo money nigga
Gabe: well suck my dick then!
Terrence: I think the fuck not
Gabe: well get my money by sucking other peoples dick, or ill have my kkk Nation come burn you.
Terrence: NO
Gabe: your a real cock juggling thunder fuck you know that?

by MasterSlayer December 5, 2017

Big fat cock

Women are only a place to stick these.

To pretend a women is more than a big fat cock holster would be a waste of time. If they aren't going to fuck you then what are you to them? Nothing. Inferior to the fat cock they will fuck. Then tell men how they (Women) should be treated? Stupid. Why should I not harass the shit out of you? Real. What is one good reason? I can't think of one. It ridiculous to me that you think I should do anything other then treat women who think I'm inferior with contempt.

by Hym Iam December 18, 2020

Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt

The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.

Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother

by L. Longford July 19, 2010

Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.

'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'

by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021

Shit-Brain-Cock-Master

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot

Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master

by f.u.k April 29, 2009

"cock lock and drop it"

this is where you take a cock and dance with it.

why pop lock and drop it when you can "cock lock and drop it"...

by getitboo222 December 18, 2007