propaganda baby

A first child who is so adorable, mild mannered, and easy to care for that they trick their parents and other adults in their life into having more children, only for it to be revealed that most children are considerably more difficult to care for

"We thought parenting was super easy, but it turns out that Betty was a propaganda baby."

"I know meeting Cole has your uterus revving, but be careful - he's a propaganda baby "

by helenasue January 6, 2024

souvenir baby

a life that is created as a reminder of a person and/or relationship, no matter how brief or close.

She’s had a baby with every one of her last 3 relationships, bet she’s gonna have a souvenir baby for her next relationship as well.

by HNR3813 January 8, 2024

Boss Baby

Coined in the song "My Bag" from the "I NEVER DIE" album by (G)I-DLE, the term "boss baby" is an endearing and empowering title bestowed upon Yeh Shuhua by her leader, Soyeon.
Often used to acknowledge someone's self-assured and commanding demeanor, "boss baby" celebrates the unique blend of authority and charm displayed by an individual, especially in challenging situations.

Shuhua: You're the one who's trembling between unnie and boss baby.

by PedroSuarez January 9, 2024

skibidi ohio rizz sigma level 5 gyat ice spice rizzed up baby gronk at 3am with among us har har

brain rot kids that cant live a day without internet

kid no.1:Omg your the most skibidi person ever, u totally can rizz up all the gyat in ohio!
kid no.2:I know right u are the most skibidi ohio rizz sigma level 5 gyat ice spice rizzed up baby gronk at 3am with among us har har sigma male who fanum tax ishowspeed in oklahoma!

by Skibidi gen alpha January 10, 2024

Phoenix babies/children

stillborn bab(ies) (stillborn due to either by natural causes or medical negligence/malpractice) that is physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or is naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Also includes but not limited to Neonates, infants, babies, children who are pronounced clinically dead and are resuscitated physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or are naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Because of the medical negligence and carelessness of the attending 4th year resident, I was forced to beg and plead for her to just cut my over six years in the making IVF rainbow baby out of me and save them, as I was also made to listen to our baby die inside me. When they finally cut my baby out of me vie delayed emergency c-section, our baby was stillborn, but only because of a competent code team, our baby is alive today and there for is a Phoenix baby, as our baby suffered a suffocating death inutero and has risen from the ashes of their death a gorgeous Phoenix baby to be a testament of death, resurrection, and life to all!

Though we are proud of our Phoenix Baby’s ability to conquer death, we still mourn that our baby had to suffer death and suffer to live again, as it has been a huge catalyst for my family’s suffering, enduring & survival of my postpartum psychosis. Please join us on our Phoenix baby/child parenting and continuing IVF journey @ our_journey_to_yall on Instagram where we honor not only our Phoenix baby, but other Phoenix babies/children as we are made aware.

by Phoenix Baby, Angelo’s Mhysa January 14, 2024

Baby spoonie

The one that gets all thel belly rubs, kissing and cuddling before going to bed.

Selin is such a baby spoonie. I always asks for belly rubs, cuddles and kisses in middle of a night.

by YikesRebuttal January 15, 2024

Baby bird

When a woman rides a man, and the man ejaculates into the women’s vagina. Then the woman stands and squats over the man’s mouth. Squeezing out the cum so that it falls into his mouth.

Much in the same way that baby birds are fed.

I came so hard and then she baby birdied me

by Jmoooooooo1221 January 17, 2024