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by Baby tikes September 18, 2020

Wic baby

A person who was raised with government assistance.

That bum Maya is a wic baby

by MayasFan3432 September 11, 2021

Babies

A stupid thing your parents made and probably regret making.

Mom: "Lets have babies!"

Dad: "Okay, but we won't keep it right?"
Mom: "No lets just do it for the-"
Dad: "Okay! I'm in!"

by Anonymous (Unknown) June 7, 2018

Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022

Anal Baby

When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.

"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"

by Stretfordian February 23, 2021

bongwater baby

A baby conceived while the parents were excessively toked through use of a binger.

Damnn dras... that right there is the work of a bongwater baby.
or in real-time..
Don't throw the baby out with the bong water.

by rux September 11, 2014

Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.

"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."

by Bartizan February 27, 2015