White noise

The only YouTube video you can watch repeatedly for 10 hours without getting bored.

What are your interests and hobbies?
Uhh, I listen to white noise.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 05, 2024

White Noise

Watching “Friends” in the background, a source of white noise that is literally “white” noise.

Watching “Friends” on Netflix is the epitome of White Noise.

by Weirdgrrl December 08, 2019

White noise

A white Professor in a US University, who gives very boring lectures, and his voice forces you to fall asleep instantly.

Prof. X is such a white noise.

by illi-noise March 18, 2021

White noise

Eminem

Bro 1: Yo you mind if I play some white noise?
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*

by CrowOnDelsym September 08, 2023

White Noise

A band or musical artist whom is predominantly listened to by white people.

"Hey man, do you listen to vampire weekend?"
"Nah, fuck that white noise"

by VegetableMadeBones June 08, 2018

white noise

A buzzing sound, like static. When you turn on the telly and it's not connected... That's the white noise.

Ben: OH NO! THE tv ISN'T CONNECTED!!!!
TV: *white noise*

by totes_not-greatAt-all November 19, 2020

White Collar Compound Interest

The exponential growth from positive professional experiences and jobs that grow over the years.

Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.

Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.

Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.

by Mike109999 September 02, 2023