Off the heazy febreze

By far, the best smelling can of febreze on the shelf

This air freshener is off the heazy febrezee!

by Sam Malone September 3, 2023

but you didn't have to cut me off NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

the meme,the legend NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

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but you didn't have to cut me off NEKALAKININAHAPPENENAWIWANATIN

by but you didn't have to cut me March 2, 2024

Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

by KickDickem April 20, 2017

Bake Off

Chill

Im gonna just bake off at your house

by John the jihadi January 3, 2022

Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.

Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.

by FelineRando June 24, 2024

Turn it off

When you want someone to be quiet when their singing, whether it's annoying or really bad. Or if their talking, and it makes no sense.

"How could you be so Dr. Evil? Your bringing out a side of me that I don't know"

Yo, turn it off!

by Pikmaster June 29, 2025

Lop off

Cutting pulling or ripping something off from and object and then the detached object being thrown away

Guy 1: so yeah, I was just cutting some wood for my new shed that I’m building and then I tripped and the saw fell on my finger and it kind of made me lop off my own finger
Guy 2: sir this is a denny’s

by Astralacid March 19, 2024