one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021

now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.

Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"

by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022

National send tits to a name that starts with B

The 29th of each month

Him: Yo u gonna send tits it’s National send tits to a name that starts with B day

Her: ok sure *sends tits*

by Bottylicker December 28, 2021

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

A.I. With The Braids

A.I. With The Braids is, given the context, a synonym for artificial intelligence, a bot (in a video game), a player (in a video game) who is absolute garbage, or in-general just a dumb person. AI Dungeon, NeuralBlender, WALL-E, CS:GO bots, and Drake can all be said to be A.I. With The Braids.

The phrase comes from the song A.I. With The Braids by The Game.

Person 1: Covid made my friend A.I. With The Braids.
Person 2: I think God should kill you.

by Works Cited May 8, 2022

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022