Butt Tits

Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.

"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon

"No, why?" replies Austin

"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts November 30, 2024

Butt Light

A name for Bud Light ever since they took on Dylan Mulvaney. Another name for them would be Queer Beer.

“Hey man, you want some Bud Light at the store?”
“Hell naw man, I don’t want that damn Butt Light, fucking queer beer man.”

by I.E.I. Industries February 3, 2025

river butt

When you have diarehha to the point its shooting out your butt

Im sick and i have mass river butt

by Fodrizzle01 May 31, 2016

Butt-facebooking

The act of sitting on ones backside all day Facebooking

Were you Butt-facebooking all weekend? Yeah, me too!

by Annie Bear PBP August 22, 2011

butt handles

The collection of fat directly above the buttocks, creating a convex shape where it should be convex.

"man, why is my butt so small?"
"it's not, you've just got mad butt handles."

by eclectictoaster November 25, 2013

butt camel toe

When ur pants ride up your ass.
Butt butttoe camel toe

Damn bro , u see that butt camel toe walk by?

by Obsolete Echo January 1, 2018

pornstar butt

To have a big butt like a pornstar

Omg that girl there has a pornstar butt

by Og baree October 23, 2015