Monkey one time

When you bet the house on black or red and it hits

-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!

by Da dawg April 18, 2024

One-sided Zero-cost Acquisition

The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.

Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.

by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023

Two girls one cup

A horrid video back in 2013 where two girls( who were lesbian) first started kissing, but the video became disturbing when they peed and pooped into one cup and drank it and spit it back into each others mouth, hence the name "Two girls one cup"

"Bruh, did you see Two Girls One Cup?"

by Syfxn July 2, 2021

One Direction

the biggest boy band on the planet, consisting on Harry ( HAZZA THE FLIRT ) Styles, Louis ( TOMMO THE TEASE ) Tomlinson, Niall ( IRISH PRINCESS ) Horan, Liam (PAYNO) Payne and Zayn ( DJ MALIK ) Malik. they are also known for having one of the craziest fanbase ever recorded, trust me they are better than the FBI

RANDOM NOBODY : Yeah I was listening to this One Direction song the other day and i loved it!
DIRECTIONER : oh really? so you wanna be a directioner? DO YOU KNOW WHO IS KEVIN? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ALBUM? WHO IS THE CUTEST MEMBER? DO YOU EAT YOUR CARROTS?? *shakes frightened person* ANSWER ME!!!

by JenniferTomlinson September 30, 2022

Which one it’s gone be

A slogan used to describe someone who says one thing then says something else to contradict the last thing they said.

Keisha said she went to the store and went straight home and that’s all she did all, then she said she got called into work early and couldn’t go to the store. So her friend asked well which one it’s gone be.

by ShawtyDT November 5, 2022

One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

Bang you one time

Knocking someone out with your fist or an object

"Aii Man from me blud move or ill bang you one time"

by S2trappyinthemix April 2, 2020