Getting Kneecap

The act of pressing ones knee on the underside of a man's testicles, then pressing the other knee on top of a man's penis. One will proceed to create friction until the man ejaculates on the thighs of the person giving kneecap

"Yo dude, Im dating this girl but she doesn't want to be penetrated until marriage, but I swear to God I am definitely getting Kneecap"

by TheRealTerryJerry February 18, 2023

Get Wascaled

To get dropped by a bunch of kids having fun.

Get Wascaled.

by redevelop October 8, 2025

Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.

"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Get in line on Wednesday

Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)

Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!

by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 17, 2020

Go get the dirt

We bout to fight

You know what go get the dirt

by Hindu.78 August 23, 2016

Get a nut going

when you nut a shawty

-Damn dude, when you Get a nut going?

by niggerfaggor October 15, 2017